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Total Medals Earned: 28 (From 5 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 320 Points

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 14/44 (115/500 points)

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Game Corp

Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/265 points)

Micromanagement 5 Points

Publish 2 Micro Games

Quite Interesting 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial

Owning the mid range 10 Points

Publish a game with 600 quality

The next level 10 Points

Move to Vancouver

Best Seller 25 Points

Sell 5 million copies of a game

Now that's AAA! 25 Points

Publish a game with 6000 quality

Snowy around here 25 Points

Move to Montreal

Clean up! 100 Points

Win all the Awards in a year

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Monsters' Den Chronicles

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)

Victor 5 Points

Win a battle

Advisor 5 Points

Gain a level with any character

Hoarder 5 Points

Unlock all inventory bags

Investor 5 Points

Invest in a store category

Cartographer 10 Points

Completely explore one floor of a dungeon

Exterminator 10 Points

Kill all enemies on one floor of a dungeon

Spendthrift 10 Points

Amass 20,000 gold at once

Hardcore Campaigner 25 Points

Complete a campaign with the Hardcore penalty

Veteran Campaigner 25 Points

Complete a campaign on Veteran difficulty

Complete Act I 50 Points

Complete Act I

Complete Act II 50 Points

Complete Act II

Complete Act III 50 Points

Complete Act III

Complete Act V 50 Points

Complete Act V

Extreme Campaigner 50 Points

Complete a campaign on Extreme difficulty

Guerilla 50 Points

Play Act IV and pass wave 30 (above Beginner difficulty)

World Renowned 100 Points

Complete all in-game achievements

Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 9/32 (180/500 points)

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

Why Am I Dead

Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/280 points)

Baby Steps, Young Cricket 5 Points

Dying can be a very disorienting experience. Good thing there's a tutorial conversation!

This Body Will Do For Now 5 Points

Find your first host and possess it.

I'm Surrounded By Idiots 10 Points

Talk to every person in the hotel at least once, as anyone.

Identity Crisis 10 Points

Possess everyone in the hotel at least once. Except for the guy on the toilet, he doesn't count.

Means and Motive 25 Points

Narrow the list of suspects down to one. The end is near!

Well, That Went Nowhere 25 Points

Talk to everyone in the hotel as Orvall.

The End 50 Points

Sarah was right

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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