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Total Medals Earned: 28 (From 2 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 320 Points

Elf Story

Baseball Bat Unlocked 2/3/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Extra Kupo Unlocked 2/3/13
5 Points
You've earned extra kupo!
Fanboy Unlocked 2/3/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 2/3/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies Unlocked 2/3/13
5 Points
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation Unlocked 2/3/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Skull Unlocked 2/3/13
5 Points
You found the hidden skull!
Start Unlocked 2/3/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Beatdown Unlocked 2/3/13
10 Points
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Gobblo Wood Kill Unlocked 2/3/13
10 Points
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
No Defense Unlocked 2/3/13
10 Points
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper Unlocked 2/3/13
10 Points
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Weak Defense Unlocked 2/3/13
10 Points
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Shrunken Head Unlocked 2/3/13
25 Points
You found the magical shrunken head!
Arrow Death 5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Arrow To The Neck 5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Giant Fist 5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Battle Dagger 5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword 5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Goober 10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spin Attack 10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished 10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered 10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Controller 25 Points You found the video game controller!
Knife 25 Points You found the knife!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 14/44 (115/500 points)

Game Corp

Micromanagement Unlocked 1/3/13
5 Points
Publish 2 Micro Games
Quite Interesting Unlocked 1/3/13
5 Points
Complete the Tutorial
Owning the mid range 10 Points Publish a game with 600 quality
The next level 10 Points Move to Vancouver
Best Seller 25 Points Sell 5 million copies of a game
Now that's AAA! 25 Points Publish a game with 6000 quality
Snowy around here 25 Points Move to Montreal
Clean up! 100 Points Win all the Awards in a year
It's Gaben! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Break the Integer.32! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/265 points)

Monsters' Den Chronicles

Victor Unlocked 5/5/13
5 Points
Win a battle
Advisor 5 Points Gain a level with any character
Hoarder 5 Points Unlock all inventory bags
Investor 5 Points Invest in a store category
Cartographer 10 Points Completely explore one floor of a dungeon
Exterminator 10 Points Kill all enemies on one floor of a dungeon
Spendthrift 10 Points Amass 20,000 gold at once
Hardcore Campaigner 25 Points Complete a campaign with the Hardcore penalty
Veteran Campaigner 25 Points Complete a campaign on Veteran difficulty
Complete Act I 50 Points Complete Act I
Complete Act II 50 Points Complete Act II
Complete Act III 50 Points Complete Act III
Complete Act V 50 Points Complete Act V
Extreme Campaigner 50 Points Complete a campaign on Extreme difficulty
Guerilla 50 Points Play Act IV and pass wave 30 (above Beginner difficulty)
World Renowned 100 Points Complete all in-game achievements

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)

Relive Your Life

Big Mouth Unlocked 5/4/13
10 Points
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Dead Mutant Baby Unlocked 5/4/13
10 Points
Death snagged you so young!
Hide 'n Seek Unlocked 5/4/13
10 Points
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
HomeRun! Unlocked 5/4/13
10 Points
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Mutually Assured Destruction Unlocked 5/4/13
10 Points
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Shoop Da Whoop! Unlocked 5/4/13
10 Points
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
The Naked Mile Unlocked 5/4/13
10 Points
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! Unlocked 5/4/13
10 Points
You become Saint Awesome!
GODLIKE! Unlocked 5/4/13
100 Points
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
100 MPH Spank! 10 Points Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
30 Rock Date 10 Points TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Blind Runner 10 Points Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points Yogurt.
Dressing in Drag 10 Points Rambo is quite the prankster!
Extra! Extra! 10 Points Check out any of the external links
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
Human Appliance 10 Points Science is bad, M'kay?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Mee-Yow! 10 Points A WILD CatFight ensues!
Meet Joe Black 10 Points This was hilarious to animate :)
My Hero. 10 Points No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Nice Save! 10 Points Obviously she's a keeper!
Puppy Love 10 Points Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Self Consumed Donut 10 Points Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Tails Never Fails 10 Points A classic for bidding!
The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points "Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 9/32 (180/500 points)

Why Am I Dead

Baby Steps, Young Cricket Unlocked 5/5/13
5 Points
Dying can be a very disorienting experience. Good thing there's a tutorial conversation!
This Body Will Do For Now Unlocked 5/5/13
5 Points
Find your first host and possess it.
I'm Surrounded By Idiots 10 Points Talk to every person in the hotel at least once, as anyone.
Identity Crisis 10 Points Possess everyone in the hotel at least once. Except for the guy on the toilet, he doesn't count.
Means and Motive 25 Points Narrow the list of suspects down to one. The end is near!
Well, That Went Nowhere 25 Points Talk to everyone in the hotel as Orvall.
The End 50 Points Sarah was right
The Real Detective in the Building Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Beginning Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/280 points)